BUNUH DIRI

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A mentally ill patient tried to kill himself by jumping from on top of the building into the river but saved by other mentally ill patient. Then the patient, who saved the patient that tried to kill himself called by his doctor.

Doctor: I have two news for you, one is good news and the other one is bad news.

Patient: What is it, doctor?

Doctor: First of all, congratulation because it shows that you are getting better because you just saved your friend's life yesterday. The bad news is the patient that you had saved died last night after we found out he hanged himself. Pity on him.

Patient: Oh really? Actually I'm the one who hanged him so that he can dry faster.

Doctor: %$%@@#$@%#$%#$%

kena pecat . HAHAHA :-)

boss

The story is about a human being who was appointed to replace the existing boss in a big company. Because of the workers were not that motivated and always careless + lazy, the new boss decided to teach them a little bit on the first of his working day in the company. So, he will terminate a person that he finds out to be the most lazy on the spot. Unfortunately, he saw a man standing by the wall.


"Hey you!!", he shouted. "Me?", the standing man said. "Yeah you, who else?", he shouted again. Because he shouted loud, it gets the attention of other workers and all of them starred at the man. "How much is your salary?", he said. "Around RM800.", the man answered.



"Take this money (RM800) & get out from this company. If you want to be lazy again, go somewhere else". The man took that money and left just like that. The boss looked at all his workers, it's like he wants his workers to be understood, anyone who's lazy, straight away get his ass fired! He felt that his workers understood, he was satisfied. Before he went to his office, he asked to one of his workers, "The guy that I just fired his ass off, which department he came from?"



The worker says "Oh, he was only delivered the pizza, he's not even working here".





< p/s : jom kejew pizza jom >

tu la penting nya ENGLISH EDUCATION

Joe who couldn't speak English emigrated to New York. He got a job there and his friends taught him how to say "Apple cake and coffee" so that he could order his food himself.

The next day, he went to a restaurant. "What you want to order sir?", the waiter asked.
"Apple cake and coffee", he said.

Because he could only says that word, he had to eat apple cake and drink coffee everyday for the whole month. When he told about that to his friends, they taught him to say "Meat Bread".

With additional new words, Joe went to a restaurant and spontaneously ordered, "Meat Bread".

"Chicken or beef?", the waiter asked.

"Apple cake and coffee", he said.


< p/s : jgn g negara omputih kalo xreti cakap >