zaman berzaman

teringat kan zaman sekolah dulu , macam2 mende kitew cube nak wat .
kelakor la jugak mase sekolah agama dulu kan . meh aku citew 




Aminah adalah sorang budak pompuan yang malas dan tak pernah tumpukan perhatian. 1 hari kat kelas agama,dia tido je cam biasa. Ustazah pun tanya soalan "Sape orang yang patut kita hormati dan sayangi?". Takde sape jawab. Ada ar sorang budak laki kat belakang Aminah tu jahat sikit. Dia pun cocok bontot Aminah dengan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "MAK!!" Ustazah pun puji Aminah sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.


Aminah sambung tido balik. Ustazah tanya lagi soalan. "Sape pencipta alam dan segalanya?" Budak tu cocok lagi ngan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "YA ALLAH!!" Sekali lagi ustazah puji dia sebab bagi jawapan yang betol. Aminah sambung tido balik. Pastu ustazah pun tanya lagi soalan. "Apa yang patut sorang isteri ucapkan pada suami setiap kali sebelum tidur?" Budak tu cocok lagi. Tapi kali ni Aminah bengang dan dia kata "Ko cocok bontot aku pakai benda tu lagi siap ko!!" Ustazah tu terus pengsan.




< lucah kan aminah ni .. ish3 >
* bukan nama sebenar , tipu : ustazah xpengsan pn . HAHA




baru tadi baca note kt fb ; cerita pasal habit kita mase kecik2 .
karton dragon ball , sailormoon , n etc 
eh mcm2 lagi la kalau nk cerita kan especially kt skola ..
jom bace :  zaman skola

in advanced :

1. skola aku de jual cd anak2 sidik , mari mengaji la . siap ade jual vitagen , nestle . pastuh kalo beratur beli mak aih . sanggup berpanas tuh . haha
2. buku cerita dulu da ade sinopsis kat belakang kan . tyme program nilam sume pakat salin je . bukan BACE ponn .. haha
3. aku dulu pengawas , budak rmt turun makan awal kitwg pun join . ade duit pn still makan mknan rmt jgk . tukang habiskan sebenarnye . haha
4. pensel box dulu lwan sape paling lawa , ade yg besi cm kereta . ade yg magnet gambar spiderman . kelakar betol . haha

besi

magnet

     5. pasal kartun tu paling best . selalu pagi2 org besor2 xbangun tdow ag , kite kecik2 pkol 8 da   tercongok tgk kartun . sampai la pkol 12 lbih baru nk ingat mandi . haha

best kan memori dulu (^^,)

sape setuju angkat tangan macam saya

< tak macam skang , penat layan msalah dunia . kecik2 xyah pkir pon kan >

BUNUH DIRI

bunuh diri adalah berdosa besar

A mentally ill patient tried to kill himself by jumping from on top of the building into the river but saved by other mentally ill patient. Then the patient, who saved the patient that tried to kill himself called by his doctor.

Doctor: I have two news for you, one is good news and the other one is bad news.

Patient: What is it, doctor?

Doctor: First of all, congratulation because it shows that you are getting better because you just saved your friend's life yesterday. The bad news is the patient that you had saved died last night after we found out he hanged himself. Pity on him.

Patient: Oh really? Actually I'm the one who hanged him so that he can dry faster.

Doctor: %$%@@#$@%#$%#$%

kena pecat . HAHAHA :-)

boss

The story is about a human being who was appointed to replace the existing boss in a big company. Because of the workers were not that motivated and always careless + lazy, the new boss decided to teach them a little bit on the first of his working day in the company. So, he will terminate a person that he finds out to be the most lazy on the spot. Unfortunately, he saw a man standing by the wall.


"Hey you!!", he shouted. "Me?", the standing man said. "Yeah you, who else?", he shouted again. Because he shouted loud, it gets the attention of other workers and all of them starred at the man. "How much is your salary?", he said. "Around RM800.", the man answered.



"Take this money (RM800) & get out from this company. If you want to be lazy again, go somewhere else". The man took that money and left just like that. The boss looked at all his workers, it's like he wants his workers to be understood, anyone who's lazy, straight away get his ass fired! He felt that his workers understood, he was satisfied. Before he went to his office, he asked to one of his workers, "The guy that I just fired his ass off, which department he came from?"



The worker says "Oh, he was only delivered the pizza, he's not even working here".





< p/s : jom kejew pizza jom >